FROM HAPPY JEWISH NEW YEAR

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“Who hasn’t ever wondered: am I a monster or is this what it means to be a person?” – Clarice Lispector

You’ll notice that most Jewish holidays end up focusing on reflection.

But that’s not always by choice, as you’ll find some yenta at your dinner table asking you enough questions that’ll make your head explode. That’ll make you start to reevaluate your life, your major decisions, why it is that you still come home for these holidays.

Jennifer, why didn’t you finish your brisket? You’re not eating enough up in New York City. Here, take this Tupperware back with you and put it in your freezer. Nothing goes bad in the freezer, Jennifer!

Oy Vey,  how is a good lookin’ girl like you still single? Here, let me give your number to my friend Miriam’s son. 

You really still want to be a writer? Why not try to be on TV? You’ll make more money.

But  while Rosh Hashana (the Jewish New Year), is a holiday i look forward to so i can stuff my mouth with as much challah bread and rugelach as my expanding waistline can handle before the acid reflux kicks in, it’s also a time that acts as my second chance. My mid-year evaluation of what i’ve done, haven’t done,  or still don’t have the guts to do. A September slap in the face over what i’d like to change about myself.

A couple of days ago, i reached this years quota for embarrassing moments when i decided to do a quick wardrobe change in the elevator. I was leaving work in an absurd rush and instead of stopping in the bathroom like a civilized human being or decent adult, i decided to change my  work appropriate skirt for a pair of shorts while riding the elevator down to the lobby. So, there i am, with 12 seconds to go before the doors swing open and i’m exposed to the public, pulling up my shorts and pushing down my skirt, all while trying to unzip stuck zippers and deal with the jolts of an ancient elevator carrying my weight all the way down.

I did it, i tell myself, feeling like the most sophisticated grown up, maybe always being in a rush isn’t the worst thing.

But as i go to exit the building, there they are. Three security guards huddled around the security camera, gigging and blushing and looking at me like they’ve just seen…like they’ve just seen everything!

There’s no shortcuts, no easy way to change our personalities or our clothes. It takes patience and time to realize how we’re going to become the better version of our darling selves.

Sometimes it takes a constant reminder, like a nagging relative at a Jewish holiday dinner or having to enter the lobby of your work building every single day and look into the eyes of a person who saw you in your underwear.

Either way.

Shana Tova.

May you recognize how you can improve the quality and the laughter of your life, this year and forever.

All my love, my friends. All my love.

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I’m Jen Glantz. I’ve been a published writer for over 13 years, spilling my words into magazines (ranging from style to scuba diving), newspapers, websites and even this one time, a speech, for someone who didn’t speak a word of English. What drives my words, my site, my writing, is the power of relating to people. I find that many people, especially young girls, feel so alone and quite often they feel embarrassed. I want to shatter those feelings! I want them to read what I write and understand that it’s okay to be a little outside of the box, but most importantly, that it is okay to just be who they are.

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