FROM AUDITIONING FOR THE BACHELOR
“There is love enough in this world for everybody, if people will just look.”― Kurt Vonnegut …Are you still single? It’s 9:30am. On a Monday……
“There is love enough in this world for everybody, if people will just look.”― Kurt Vonnegut …Are you still single? It’s 9:30am. On a Monday……
(A cover of Dylan’s – Don’t Think Twice by The Jen Glantz Band. Lead Singer: Lloyd Glantz “DAD” Lead Guitar: Jen Glantz) Our parents mean…
“It’s New York, people. It’s winter. We get snow. If you aren’t prepared to deal with it, move to Miami.” ― Kelley Armstrong Wake up…
“I’m so unfamiliar with the gym, I call it James.”–Ellen DeGeneres Whenever I move to a new city, one of the first things I’m…
“It’s only awkward if you let it be.” ― Silvia Donahue Do you ever go to sit down at a table and there’s complete and utter,…
“I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don’t have any clean laundry, because, come on,…
“The real things haven’t changed. It is still best to be honest and truthful; to make the most of what we have; to be…
“When your mother asks, “Do you want a piece of advice?” it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or…
“If growing up means it would be beneath my dignity to climb a tree, I’ ll never grow up, never grow up, never grow up! Not me!” 1. Our biological clocks seem to be thumping even…
“When a girl says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask if that includes dental insurance.” ― Jarod Kintz 1. I saw you…