FROM AUDITIONING FOR THE BACHELOR
“There is love enough in this world for everybody, if people will just look.”― Kurt Vonnegut …Are you still single? It’s 9:30am. On a Monday……
Love Stinks
FROM IF YOU LOVE HER, TELL HER THIS:
“You are who you love. So love wisely.”–John Devore She’s spent the last hour combing her hair and highlighting each of her eyelashes with…
FROM 8 REASONS HE DIDN’T ASK FOR YOUR NUMBER
“Jenny, I got your number. I need to make you mine. Jenny, don’t change your number. 8675309.”–Tommy Tutone 1. He’s stuck in 1999 and…
FROM ONLINE DATING
“True love cannot be found where it doesn’t exist, nor can it be hidden where it truly does.”–Unknown I distinctly remember when I was…
FROM APPLYING FOR JOBS JUXTAPOSED WITH DATING
The nail biting crunch time between applying for a job and waiting to hear back is enough to make you take just one bite…