HEY GENERAL ASSEMBLY FRIEND, I'M JEN GLANTZ

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I wish I could give you a hug hello, but since we’re keeping thing virtual (for now) here’s an electronic high-five, good ol’ pat on the back & double thumbs up.

It’s pretty cool to e-meet you. Welcome to my internet home.

My entire life summarized in 5 bullet points:

1. I’ve spent the past 6 years exposing every date, mistake, and career heartbreak i’ve had, on the internet – through my blog, my e-Book, and of course my Twitter feed.

2. Two years ago, I started a business called Bridesmaid for Hire. Yes, strangers hire me to zip into a polyester dress & walk down the aisle. No, I don’t get paid to eat cake & dance on the dance floor. My dance moves are very limited to the cha-cha and the electric slide!

3. My best friend is an 86-year-old man named Ray.

4. My favorite thing in the world to do is give motivational speeches.

5. Oh, and I eat more pizza than the average human should consume in their lifetime.

So, what now? ::Hmmm….This is awkward::

Now we become friends, okay?

We don't want advice. No, we hardly ever listen. We don't want sweet words of encouragement to flow through our ears. We cant even begin to hear that when something is suffocating us.

Let’s get Social + Take one of my virtual classes  + Get a free Monday morning kick in the tushie

 

Ps. Don’t be shy! Send me an email & if you’re not quite sure what to say – I’d love to hear your favorite NYC pizza spot.

[email protected]

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